Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

cool hanzel

a phrase used to describe a cool situation.
it must be said with a "cool hanzel face" from Zoolander

ben: so i totally got ballkuzzied last night by this hella chick
emily: cool hanzel!!!

by Emily&&Bin January 5, 2007

Jim Hansen

a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.

jim hansen whipped bills ass and gouged out his left eye holy fuck!

by Sparqz May 27, 2009

hasselhoffing

When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose

I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.

by motoboat August 2, 2010

Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.

What a fuckin Hasselhoff!

by Tanya October 30, 2004

hasselhoff

Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.

That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.

by Gbiz May 13, 2005

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004