Halonen

Someone who is acting in an asanine manner. Can also be a dickweed, douchebag, dill-hole, or an ignoramous.

Stop being such a Halonen. or You're being so Halonen.

by Bender Gender June 3, 2010

hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

Hamonfag

A "fan" of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure that only cares about parts 1 & 2 (Phantom Blood & Battle Tendency). They will trash everything that came after those parts (Stands, etc.) and generally have only watched the anime.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Person 2: Yes, it's a awesome anime!
Person 1: Oh nice, what part are you on?
Person 2: Part 3 (Stardust Crusaders)
Person 1: What are your thoughts on it?
Person 2: It sucks ass. There's no hamon, just annoying ghost things known as stands
Person 1: Shut the fuck up hamonfag

by Bakeolm December 10, 2019

Hamoniic

A template for a gay porn fanfic to pair up with a gay furry. Most notable for rotating while in sex mode and powering an entire town.

Person 1: I'm a Hamoniic
Person 2: UNGH IM BECOMING A GAY FURRY
Person 2: MATE WITH ME
Person 1: only if I get to rotate

Person 2: OH YES FATHER I WANT YOUR HARD PILLAR IN MY DONUT

by RealityOfReality September 25, 2021

Hamond

The slickest MF YOU KNOW! And he’s a good dad..

Yooo! That’s Hamond!

by 604loverboy November 23, 2021

play the hamonica

A way of saying, how about giving me a blow job.

Hey honey you want to play hide the bologna or play the hamonica?

by Batman's world March 12, 2023

hamknees

When the hamstrings connect to the front of the knees and blows out the acl and the mcl.

Angie claimed that she blew out her hamstring and in reality, she blew out her hamknees. Pain was in the hamstring area, but just like cankles, the hamstring and the knees were connected, intertwined as one. So she had surgery to repair her acl and her mcl.

by fivexfive June 25, 2008