Snatch-hammered

Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.

1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.

2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!

by sour-puss July 4, 2007

zulu hammer

when a black man slaps his black cock on a woman's forehead

I gave that bitch a zulu hammer last night.

by IMAWSUM September 3, 2007

hammer

Hammer is a weapon used to say that they are gona clap somebody. It can be any type of gun, most likely a pistol hand gun. Hammer is the tool used in many professions which provide a living for some people, hammer is also used as a gun which also provide a living for other people.

50 Cent- "Hands up"
"I got my hammer right here with me"

by B-blocka November 9, 2008

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners

'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'

by das jon July 30, 2006

Grammar Hammer

A popular club in many high schools around the North West of England where students can get help with any aspect of English that they are finding a problem.

Having a problem with English? Why not go to Grammar Hammer?

by Gemma Rowlands March 2, 2009

The Akron Hammer

A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.

"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"

by Zak Keasey December 30, 2009