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Horse girl vibes

A certain vibe a “horse girl” gives off. The most common idea of horse girl is, long hair, square glasses, old tennis shoes, khaki pants, rainbow horse shirts, and stickers. (Though most horse riders aren’t like this, there are some). Their vibe is crazy, insane, and odd. They think damn is an awful word. They honestly believe they are a horse. They will jump over things and neigh. Most people that possess “horse girl vibes” don’t actually ride horses. Their lack of seeing them, makes them want to transform into them. You can tell when someone has horse girl vibes instantly, you just know.
Gigi, yeah she rides horse but dosent give off horse girl vibes. Becky on the other jumps around on her hands and feet, that’s horse girl vibes right there.
by Rolexis17 July 20, 2018
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Wild Horse

An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.
Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
by Kenneth Read June 8, 2013
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horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
by Bstow May 22, 2008
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Horse Clapping

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 6, 2012
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horse level

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.
I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015
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Horse leg hitter

Getting lit tonight. Gonna pull out that horse leg hitter and get weird.
by Paul blartt September 29, 2018
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horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.
Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.
by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
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