HP Pavilion

The crappiest computer ever made. It has a tendency to fail miserably at everything. The hard drives don't ever work and often have to be replaced. In the meantime you are required to suffer through the loss of all of you homework that is due the next day and all of the hard work you've put into your graphic design portfolio!

I have a frickin hp pavilion, so i just lost a ton of money and 200 hours of work.

by hateshpcomputers December 23, 2008

HP

Hocus Pocus
If you know the game Ragnarok Online,
people use the word HP to shorten Hocus Pocus. It is a skill in which a Sage summons a monster and wreaks havoc.
Same goes with HP party.

Novice: OMFG! THE HP SAGE HP'd the n00bs

by Nikko April 13, 2005

HP

A brand of sauce popular in the united kingdom.

"Mummy, did you buy a new bottle of HP?"
"Oh shite. I forgot!"

by Kia September 16, 2003

HP

HP sauce! It is a horrible brown sauce that some british people put on chips and bacon and sausages instead of ketchup

i put some hp sauce on my chips. it was naaaahaaaasty. i don't like hp sauce.

by ¬_¬'' August 28, 2006

HP

This is an acronym for "hot pussy" and can be used to refer to a beautiful woman.

Was there any HP at the party?

by dub_K November 30, 2006

hp

HP, or HP's...short for HOT PROSPECTS. Imminently bangable girls.

Did you see the way that HP was getting down to C+C Music Factory? I might get her a Zima.

by OnoSendai May 26, 2006

HP

A computer such as the "hp pavilion mx90"
OR it could mean hairy penis/pussy

Alex:Hey, dude do you have an HP?

Brandon: yes.

Alex: eww...........

by NOOBchowNOOB April 20, 2009