Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 9, 2005

Griffin

A stick bitch soy boy who falls head over heels about any girl that will give him more that two seconds of attention. I Griffin can usually be identified by his Ruby Rose haircut and rag doll running style. When in motion his head viciously bobs up and down and his legs point outward at a slight 45 degree angle when running.

Griffin just tried to ask out that girl for the second time. He kept saying he would treat her right like some incel.

by JUST Look at a fucking mirror October 12, 2018

Griffin

Slang for female genitalia.

Suits: That lass I slept with last night had a fantastic Griffin

by TRO-man June 24, 2011

The Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane

A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.

"Shit! It's the Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane!"
"Don't worry. He only feast on Rallys."

by Dunsparce Cannon April 9, 2009

The Peter Griffin

The act of having EXTREME hardcore sex with 10 big men bouncing on a bed having mad crazy sex and filling shot glasses full of cum and then all the men take cum shots at the same time and start kissing each other proceeding to have mad hardcore sex again.

Thinking about doing the Peter griffin tonight.

by Yfhnfnd June 13, 2020

Kathy Lee Griffin

A Hollywood socialist falsely accused of holding up Dum Dum's head in a photo op. In reality, that was Kathy Griffin (no relation).

Kathy Lee Griffin would never do what House Republicans accused her of doing. She supports material justice, not bad art.

by Queen Buttrix January 14, 2021

griffiths

an item of clothing, almost like a 'willy warmer' but this is called a 'griffiths' made out of many different materials and made by the famous jenny. she had a problem with small penis' though so she only made extra large ones. she's abit of a perve

'you like my griffiths? its new'
'oh yes, its very smart. does it itch?'

by frankenfurter December 3, 2007