Gooner

Cheating, French, Pretends to Play soccer

Wot a Gooner

by Icey September 25, 2003

Gooner

A person that poops on another persons chest

Oh man,last night i walked in on my mom getting goonered

by Zer0Enigma February 12, 2008

Gooner

Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"

Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard

by vfamousforlife July 2, 2011

Gooner

Someone weird looking or acting weird.

Hey gooner, stop doing that and get over here!

by ITS DIGIORNO June 4, 2016

Goosey

When after a (lengthy) night of drinking, you decide to have one more drink before crashing even though it won't change your fun level much, but you still do, that is a goosey.

Shit man we've been drinking all night I can't even keep my eyes open, but i guess one GOOSEY won't hurt.

by fuelen October 13, 2010

Gooner

An individual who follows the dominant figure in a group mirroring their behaviors and always agreeing; A lackey, a yes man

"Did you hear Jimmy back up Steven in that argument."
"Yeah he even said sure thing boss, hes a total gooner"

by Dr. Blanket June 4, 2023

Gooner Man

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

by ManYooMan January 7, 2005