goppledanger

to use ones testicles as anal beads

"Man, my balls are all covered in crap."
"Why would they be covered in crap?"
"Because I used them to goppledanger this chick."

by stems8888 May 7, 2010

gravel-gopher

slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars

Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.

by The Madman July 2, 2004

Gopee

A word you can substitute for the word 'thing' just to sound cool.

Me: What was that gopee called again?

Kid: lolwhut?

by Vans[Moto] December 19, 2009

gophur

A mythical online persona whom enjoys dark damp holes, shots of Grand Marnier, and bathroom encounters with sweaty mexicans. Ocassionaly is know to deliver the famed dirty sanchez in true gophur style.

Don't go in there, you might get gophur'd

by afriend March 12, 2004

Gopalogic

An implausible logic or argument, which has no logic whatsoever and is put forward in order to just win an argument.

He keeps giving 'gopalogic' to win any argument. Though it doesn't help in any way.

by swapnilnarendra October 1, 2010

punxsutawney gopher punch

While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.

I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.

by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009

Gopher

A member of the opposite sex whose attraction cannot be ignored. One has an obligation to "go for" (pronounced gopher) it thus making him or her a "gopher".

That girl is a total gopher. You would be a fool if you didn't ask her out.

by The a team is the true team September 12, 2009