Fuck Me Right

A sarcastic exclamation by someone who has said or done something unpopular, expressing exasperation with the fact that this opinion or action is frowned upon by the general public.

Jill: "So are you going to vote Republican or Democrat?"
Stan: "I don't like either party's nominee, so I was thinking of voting third party."
Jill: "You'd just throw your vote away?"
Stan: "Yeah, I only vote for candidates I like. Fuck me right?"

by TBSchemer November 22, 2015

fucked if i know

not caring, not know answer to.

"Hey, dickhead, what the fuck did you do that for?"

"Fucked if I know, get a dog up ya"

by Snowy85 March 9, 2009

fucked

What this country is for the next 4 years.

With George W. Bush as President, the United States is fucked.

by I Voted for Kerry November 3, 2004

fuck me stupid

A come-on, or chat-up line, indicating that the person saying it wants to have sexual relations until his or her mind is rendered incapable of the simplest thought or speech.

Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.

A person you know to be highly intelligent walks up to you in a club and whispers into your ear, "I want you fuck me stupid."

by mensa chick March 3, 2011

I fucked her

When a boy puts his cock in a girls pussy

I fucked her so hard last night

by SEXY BOY120 April 14, 2019

fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 17, 2020