Frozen Turkey

n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.

His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.

by jagger27 February 7, 2012

frozen time rape

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved

Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.

by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008

Chocolate Frozen Yogurt

A naked man with an erection stands up and a woman is on her knees behind the man(so she is looking at his butt). Then the woman open her mouth and reaches through the man's legs and pulls down the man's erection. The man then releases a dump into the woman's mouth. The action is similar to pulling a lever on a frozen yogurt machine.

I was craving some desert after intercourse, so my husband gave me an excellent chocolate frozen yogurt.

by Walks Is Tall August 25, 2008

frozen tootsie roll

A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.

Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away

by Mark and Lisa July 3, 2023

Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012