Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

freeze baby

Any skinny girl who is perpetually cold, no matter the temperature of the environment

"Amy, you are such a freeze baby, its 90 degrees out and you are still cold!"

by Freeze Baby July 30, 2007

freezer tits

The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.

Yeah, well she has freezer tits

by FDP/ August 19, 2006

nut freeze

its when ur get so cold your nuts shrink and schwrivel up.

look at how small that guys sack is!!!
"shutup i have got a nut freeze"
"sure you do, HAHAHHA"

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Dutch Freezer

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.

Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.

by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009

Heart Freeze

Drinking a cold beverage so fast that your heart feels like it's freezing.

Nick finally experienced a heart freeze.

Alyssa laughed.

by Spidergirl October 18, 2012

fleece

Smutty word used by french-born american erotica guru, Anaïs Nin. She refers to the womanly bush or pubic hair with this enchanting word... Other erotica authors have followed her delicately selected language for this magnificent genre.

She exposed herself to him, her pale soft skin, her delicate slit, so tempting and divine, adorned by her dark coloured fleece...

by oriya July 23, 2005