felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

felchtube

A clear tube used to insert a rodent into one's anus.

No one was able to prove the Richard Gere rumor, mainly since no felchtube was ever found.

by rcr October 12, 2003

Fechingen

A small German town that induces hysterical laughter in German class.

Phil comes from Fechingen, where they love to feltch all day long.

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

fleckmo-deejabah

silly, unusual character, difficult to define

fleckmo was wearing a garbage bag and carrying a tv set, hhmmm. He had some leaves in his hair and a moustache from his glass of milk.

by piza January 27, 2005

Flectic

something that is fully hectic

used as an Adjective.

it's been a flectic night,
he/she is flectic.
it's flectic.

Fully hetic = crazy, insane

by lozza&amy August 25, 2008

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015