facespacing

talking to the same person on both facebook and myspace at the same time.

friend (on myspace): "hey how are you?"

you (also on myspace): "good just on the computer."

then you switch over to facebook to check on things...

same friend (now on facebook): "hey, long time no talk. jk"

you (on facebook): "ha, i know. i do facespacing constantly."

and then you continue talking on both sites.

by kayla44 October 17, 2008

facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

faceshittin

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

by Wendeline February 11, 2010

faciendum

a list of things to be done or accomplished.

This work is not on the faciendum. As such, I need not do it right now.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

by Naffamily November 25, 2010

Faceist

Someone who is racist against mustaches of the face!

Jane: So Jim grew this mustache, he looks like a pedophile.

Joe: Wow..... That was faceist.

by protectorofthemustache December 4, 2010

facesucked

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

by Codyyomama March 12, 2011