findle

finding is a sexual attraction between two people. could be cuddling; kissing, or simply flirting via snapchat. whatever your heart desires is what you findle.

Did you see a ginger and some trump supporter findle the other night? I bet they’re in love!

by findlingdragon123 March 19, 2021

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020

Finding Nemo

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.

Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

by Smmidget February 1, 2017

Findie

A term for an overly ambitious financial dominatrix.

Usual behaviors include: Being submissive in real life, obnoxiously advertising herself in inappropriate spaces, and collecting simps.

Findie: "Hello my name is Goddess Narcissus, here's my bank account, PAY ME!"
Guy: "This is a origami forum, lady. Damned findies."

by アメリカへの死 March 31, 2020

whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018