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S.T.F.B.L.

An acrostic term used to express the phrase, "Story Telling Followed By Laughter". S.T.F.B.L often takes place when a group of friends congregate and reminisce about past events in a stress free environment.
"Yo, Russell's story last night was so funny. That chill was such a S.T.F.B.L."
by Doc. L October 10, 2009
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A.F.W.T.I.

A.F.W.T.I.- Acronym for ass fucked with a tire iron.

Often used to describe something incredibly bad happening.
I stated this a few years ago, and I just love it when I see it from people I don't know in chat rooms, or on AIM.
Like in beer pong when you are on rebuttal shot and you hit five of the last six cups and still lose. You just got A.F.W.T.I.
by Big K Dogg January 26, 2008
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F.I.T. Scale

A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.

The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.

For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?

Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round
by D C Gray September 21, 2008
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J.T.F.C.

Abbreviation For When Someone Fucks Up So Bad Theres No Words For It. Abbreviation Stands For Jesus Tity Fucking Christ.
When Your Fire Chief Trys To Intubate A Manikan And would Have Killed The Patient J.T.F.C.
by Rather Not Say September 24, 2008
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T.F.N.

Talking For Nothing

When a bitch just running his or her mouth for no apparent reason
Girl: What is she even talking about?

Girl's Friend: I don't know girl she's just T.F.N.
by MelodyRoxxx February 28, 2015
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T.H.T.F

"I can't drive to the store man, I'm T.H.T.F"
by Kyle Tigue March 1, 2008
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P.T.F.O

by mjg July 28, 2005
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