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English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite
Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas
by N8™️ January 21, 2020
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English Literature

A subject that takes you to the world of feelings and reason.
It's world of screenshots and chats,that make virtual reality true.
Infact,I would say books,life,chats everything is English literature.
I am studying English literature and I am passionate about it.
by Skyrush August 29, 2022
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Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
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English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020
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English Toastie

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017
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English teacher

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
by Doruk bey August 14, 2019
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english class

The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.
Guy 1: "fuck i've got english class next!"
guy 2: "haha rip!?
by screwenglishclass June 17, 2021
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