Definitions by Bedtime_Writer

English Toastie 

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.

"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"

English Toastie by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

Microsoft 

A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,

"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "

Microsoft by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017