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Erlection

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008
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Electronic Condom

The use of anti-virus or anti-malware software on a computer
"Thank god I used that electronic condom I received for my new computer. This pornsite looks like it is full of ETDs"

1 minute later
fap fap fap
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
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Electronic Hangover

that late night crashing feeling one gets after pulling too many all-nighters staring at the computer screen. Symptoms include pounding headache, nausea, and dizziness, as well as mild hallucinations induced by the many colors constantly flashing from the screen. Also associated with video gaming, and often accompanied by dehydration brought on by excess consumption of energy drinks.
dude 1: duuuuude, i have the worst headache, and i've been all dizzy, nauseous and unable to work.

dude 2: think you may have pulled one all-nighter too many at the computer screen dude, sounds like an electronic hangover.
by AmuseMe November 13, 2010
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electronic masturbation

The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.
I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!
by Dallas's Widget March 5, 2011
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electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.
My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.
by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012
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ElectronicManhunt

The act of searching for an available man online on various dating sites. Success rate varies between 10 and 45%. Careful analysis is required.
Lucy: That date I had last night was an epic fail.

Kristie: Well, you know what that means... Time for another electronicmanhunt.
by Natasha Love September 13, 2013
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Electronic Supersonic

good song to play while having sexual intercourse with another person.
Dude, I was bangin' her to Electronic Supersonic last night!
by Sprakara July 9, 2017
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