metro early college middle school

A mini version of the high school hell. Getting an 89% means everything you have ever wanted in life goes away and you are a fail. Oof remediation and twilight school. The teachers will track down meme accounts and punish the owners. No one can teach and students all are edgy preteens who want to dIe.

Student: When will the test be graded?
Teacher: We have lives too.
Also teacher: Did you get all of your 80 page packet done?
Students: (-_-)/
This means Metro Early College Middle School is a scam, stay safe kiddos and be memes.

by SexyBois November 21, 2017

stupid early

A time in the morning that most people consider way too early to be awake. 5am is normal early; anytime before that is stupid early. It's most often used to describe waking up in the morning so it wouldn't apply to staying up late at night into the next day.

"Are you going hiking with Mark tomorrow?"

"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."

by Kyle Freeman June 20, 2008

go to bed early

Reders to gay sex. Used to hide gay desire and to disguise it as an innocent phrase.

Hey. You guys want to go to bed early?

by Rower December 25, 2007

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

T'early

another way of saying 'something' is to early to be done.

guy 1: "can you cut the grass now derrick?"
Derrick "ahhhh, it's T'early to cut the grass!"

by Ricky Dean July 20, 2009

white boy early

the highest level of being early

1: "Hey man, why are you 15 mins early?"
2: "I just wanted to be white boy early today!"

by DontBeLateMFer January 17, 2011

So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.

John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019