post exam dump

The first shit you take after finishing all of your final exams. Also referred to as one of the greatest shits you will ever take, as your shit carries out your stress from preparing and cramming for exams.

Dan: Yo, Nick, I just finished my last exam man! I'm gonna go home and take a post exam dump!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!

by Da Pimp Hand January 28, 2014

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004

Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.

Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"

by seanflow May 23, 2006

crush dump

(v.) the act of no longer crushing on someone

I used to have a crush on Adam, but I crush dumped him when I found out he jerked off on kittens

by Krissi-Lyn August 1, 2005

Magic Cum Dump

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.

You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus

by YeetusDaCletusFetus December 31, 2019

Death dump

A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.

Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?

Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 22, 2006