major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

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Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!

by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008

Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 August 31, 2014

Disapteriorate

To Disapteriorate is to enter a state of disappearing, and evaporating, Not to be confused with vaniporize.

As Lucy Lu ran through the sprinklers, her friend Tom Cruise watched her Disapteriorate into thin air.

by Bob Kallady February 14, 2008

Disasturbate

To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.

by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012

disasterbate

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

by John Greve July 2, 2005

disasterized

When a room or an area gets really messed up.

Rachel can't go out tonight because her mom said she has to clean her room. She has disasterized it.

by TantricDish August 22, 2008

disasterisk

That mental note sign you put on something to denote its not well understood and likely to fail at some point. You promptly forget about it and years later a resultant disaster occurs.

the designer had second thoughts about the usefulness of the alarm and made a mental note disasterisk to re-think it. Years later the alarm was ignored and the reactor subsequently blew up.

by retiredengr April 1, 2011