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Team Disaffected

A term commonly applied to small groups of student activitists that demand accountability from public university administrators. They are especially noted for their cunning and ability to completely outwit highly educated, moronic, and overpaid university administrators. They are committed to preventing douchebaggery at the university level.
See how Team Disaffected brought down the administration at the University of Kansas Business School.
by Squiggmo October 23, 2010
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disasterbation

An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.
All these rich white folk driving around the 9th Ward in luxury coaches to go see Brad Pitt pretending to help New Orleans, it's just Yankee disasterbation.
by Cidney January 13, 2008
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Beautiful Disaster

The words that describe someone that you love and think is so perfect, but so wrong.
Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
by BeMyGenocide March 29, 2011
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DisaVOWage

Adultery and/or Divorce and/or Remarriage.
Elizabeth Taylor is an expert at disaVOWage.
by Rev. Johnny Cash January 21, 2009
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Disasterbate

In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.

The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.

(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)
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INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"
by barfcake November 15, 2011
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disappointment

referring to an appointment.
I was going to the doctor and I told my wife I couldnt miss disappointment.
by Alpha Q Up March 27, 2005
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disaster porn

A movie with lots of destruction and explosions and disasters. For example: Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012.
That disaster porn made me horny for destruction. BRB, I'm going to go blow up my niece's barbie doll with home-made explosives.
by twentytwelve12 July 8, 2009
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