Diarrhea

A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.

Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"

by A1 December 3, 2004

Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.

"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."

by Stefonamus June 16, 2009

diarré

Diarre is a swedish word for diarrhoea. And that means intestinal disorder characterized by abnormally frequent, fluid faeces

Mamma, jag kan inte gå till skolan idag för jag har diarré

by Simon Skogsberg December 17, 2004

Diary Slut

Someone who tells all personal stories about themseleves (whether real or fictional) to gain attention i.e. graphic sex stories, fake stories of tragic events i.e my uncle was paedophile, my mum has cancer, i might be pregnant, i have cancer, or he did me analy- thanks, thanks alot for telling me about that i'm so glad.
This excludes people who tell very close friends important stories to relieve emotional stress, and rather refers to people who tell anyone they have met within five minutes every thing about themselves

*crying infront of everybody in class*
girl 1: omg whats wrong?
girl 2: i... i think i might be pregnant
girl 1: SHIT omg?! what are you going to do?
girl 2: i dont know im soo unhappy my life is awful
girl 1: you have to go to a doctors
girl 2: i think i'll just wait and see if the baby goes away
girl: .... :|(classic case of diary slut)

by iamreallyawesomecosimonud April 22, 2010

Diarrhea

When your bowels are irritated and you pretty much vomit liquid shit out of your ass.
Main causes are bad food (fast food or foreign food) or illness.

This is a terrible symptom of gastroenterital problems, and makes you feel like your ass is on fire.

Finn was sitting in class, when suddenly ha stomach rumbled. He looked around, but everyone was focused on the Spanish lecture. Finn tried to ignore it, but his stomach gurgled again, and he knew he was going to have diarrhea.
He squeezed his butt checks together, in an adequate attempt to hold in the liquid shit threatening to erupt from his ass. After class, his girlfriend Brianna tried to catch up with him.
"Are you busy, Finn?" she asked with that sexy and seductive smile he loved so much. Finn nodded, in too much ass pain to speak. He made his way to the car, unaware that plenty of girls were staring at his ass, squeezed so it looked almost small.
When he got home, Finn barely had enough time to get to the porcelain pot before his diarrhea erupted. It was painful, like lava spewing out of his butt. The smell was like raw sewage, which it coincidentally was.
Finn was on the toilet for hours. Finally, his stomach was empty of the shitty mud, and he collapsed. It was 10 PM, and he was practically falling asleep in the putrid aroma of his own shit.
'God,' he thought. 'That Mexican food was not a good idea. I guess today wasn't the best lunch day.' Maybe tomorrow would be better.

The next day, Brianna approached him after school again. "You look perkier. You wanna come over to my place for some FUN?"
Oh yeah. Today was going to be much better.

by TDav284LuvsGlee July 1, 2015

diarrhea

Loud, smelly, and it hurts.

just like Scientology.

guy: i was walking to my next class when i felt the urge to fart, i aimed my ass towards an open locker and farted while pretending to investigate my pencil. i felt my underwear and ass cheecks fill with a warm liquid, i was terrified, i thought maybe i should run to the bathroom but i realized that would be too obvious because diarrhea would go flying everywhere and everyone would know it was me, so i thought quickly, I grabbed a blind kid and had him walk directly behind me as i lead him to the bathroom telling him id give him candy, i got to the bathroom and had the blind kid lay in front of the door to make sure no one came in and cleaned myself up. disgusting day tbh.

by liquidpassion January 19, 2008

American Diary

A Cool band from maryland with amazingly cool members. Mikey who plainly rocks out and sprays water/beer about the air. Reeder who drums feverishly and has cool piercings for a man. Ben who has an amazing lisp and cool kicks. Then, Brendon who sings it loud and proud while rocking the bass (and has cool hair). Usually seen in Towson MD

James: Did you see american diary at recher theater this weekend?

Tami: Yeah! I got pictures with all the boys! And Mikey spit on me with beer!

James: LUCKY!

by Meow_girl January 9, 2009