Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Brain dial

When you dial a number to receive brain

“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone”
“Dial b for brain”

by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021

On the Dial

To be dialling.
High on speed/ other amphetamine based substances. another term for 'Tuning'

Person 1: "Man, that taxi driver was sure on the dial!"

Person 2: "yeh he probly got up just before he found us"

by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

dilly-dialing

making a phone call out of boredom or indecision; To dawdle or vacillate on the phone.

When my girlfriend is bored she will call me up and burn all my daytime minutes dilly-dialing.

by mike desmond December 20, 2007

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

by Blak Hoody April 8, 2015

dialing the moon

cleaning nostril with a finger

he keeps dialing the moon during dinner.

by sethph88 April 30, 2015

Dick Dial

Dialing another mistakenly with your phone in the front pocket as opposed to the back pocket butt dial.

Jason must’ve dick dialed me when I answered and there was only pocket chatter.

by Gkink February 21, 2020