ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

dink dirt

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

by Jennifiend April 08, 2007

dirt balling

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.

John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."

by SHREDDYvanhalen July 04, 2011

Dirt Monkey

A man of arabic descent. Usually has a bad body odor and dirty feet. Also known as a "Mud Nigger".

These got damn dirt monkeys stink!

Mr. McCray is a got damn dirt monkey!

by TrueVeteran614 February 05, 2011

dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper June 11, 2007

zoo dirt

anything that smells like booty dust.

Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas.

by Lou Epstein December 02, 2006

Dirt Hole

This is that dirty little hole most men dream of dumping there greek cheese into. It is called dirthole since it is the hole shit comes from. It can be a clean hole to fuck if you blast warm water from a water bottle into it. Ps. make sure your in the shower for this task. After that you can ground and pound that asshole all you want.

I would love to grab sara's pretty little ass and pound my dick into her juicy little dirt hole.

by Mr. Dirthole March 22, 2012