Dildo bandit

One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.

Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?

Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.

Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.

Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.

by RidiculouslyRoasted September 30, 2009

Dildo Bird

(latin name: anis dilidodicus) The Dildo Bird is a tropical species of bird which live in the South American regions. They are very large birds, with the wing span of an average man's arms. The Dildo Bird comes in assortment of various colors, including black, white, yellow, olive, red, and brown.

Did you just see that Dildo Bird fly by?

by the bird spert May 11, 2011

dildo muncher

one that likes munching dildos.

"Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

dildo sandwich

1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative

1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately

by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008

Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.

"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"

by kokoXcore November 4, 2008

dildo brigade

(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something

(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus

i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed

by Erich the Great May 22, 2008

Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!

"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"

by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009