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Dentist Chair

The act of brushing (flossing, mouth washing etc.) while taking a fat shit. Most often occurs on mornings where one wakes up late and is in a hurry to exit the house for work/school.
Guy 1: Dude you're late, what took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I woke up late. I had to take my usual morning dump but I also had to brush my teeth and I didn't know which I would have time for so I utilized the Dentist Chair

Guy 1: You're a genius.
by Fat Lars December 19, 2011
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Teethyz Dentist

Q: When Teethyz Dentist made of?
A: November 2016!
by Help_er April 30, 2019
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Monkeypox denial

The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.
Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.
by queensburykid August 22, 2022
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in-denial

describes a person who is obviously obsessed with an object or person, or thing but acts or speaks otherwise to deny their obsession or addiction.
Tom: "Let go Japan this year for vacation, you will love the shopping experience there."
Jane: "You want to go there to get your stupid Tenga sex toys because I won't let you shop for it online using my credit card right?"
Tom: "Not true, they have really nice clothes there, and good weather too."
Jane: "Yeah right, in-denial."
by passionhunter August 31, 2011
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Dental Damn

When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response.
"Dental Damn! That chic has a ganked up grill!"
by BrewerSam June 10, 2013
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dentist

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!
by ken69 February 10, 2009
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Dentist Chair

Much Like fish hooking, the Male lyes back while the his penis is inside the females vagina/ass, then the female Lyes back against the male, and the male places 1 finger of each hand into the girls mouth and pulls her mouth open wide.
by Sean Gatens July 28, 2008
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