belly crumble

putting a fat belly onto someones face and crushing their head into the ground!

im gona belly crumble you Bitch

by Martin Warren Pilkington October 29, 2008

Crumpets with the Queen

The act of engaging in anal sex while there is a Corgi watching.

When the dog walked into the room, gay sex turned into crumpets with the queen.

by Aschnied August 22, 2012

crumble

Verb - to crumble.
The disappointing act of giving up on one's intentions, usually at the very last minute. This usually involves peer pressure or just a total lack of backbone.

Adjective - to describe a person who is likely to crumble often. e.g. 'That guy is a right crumble'.

Sometimes this adjective becomes a nickname as such, but this is only ever used when someone is a notorious crumble.

*2 weeks to the night out*
Nick: "You coming out in 2 weeks, Don?"
Rose: "Yeah, sure"

*2 minutes to night out*
Nick: "What time do you wanna head off, Don?"
Rose: "Not going, sorry......"

----- (This can work the opposite way round too) ------

Juan: "Nock, I thought you weren't coming out tonight? You said "I can't come out tonight, I'm trying to be healthy and don't want to feel rough tomorrow", but you're here!?"
Nock: "Ermm..."
Juan: "Mate, you propa crumbled!"
*

by AppleAvenger123 January 31, 2010

crumb-bong

Pouring the crumbs left from a bag/box or chips or crackers into one's mouth, as to not waste any of the crumbs.

Those chips were so good that I had to crumb-bong once I got to the end.

by scrote10 May 12, 2009

Crumpas

A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly

Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?

Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.

by Picklejuice978 July 7, 2009

French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..

When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.

by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010