PT Cruiser

The ugliest car that will ever exist.

"I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."

"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"

"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"

"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

Cruise Bobo

to give head, often used with a word in the middle to clarify the type or location of said bobo i.e. road bobo, chairlift bobo, skydive bobo

"she'll cruise any kind of bobo, she even cruises Church bobo"

by Claud Winters March 19, 2005

cruise blaze

to smoke weed in a moving vehicle, hopin the cops dont spot you

"my parents are home, we'll have to cruise blaze"

by mj420 October 15, 2008

cruise

To go for a ride. To keep a steady flow of things. To let something happen naturally with no pressure added. To move forward at a comfortable pace. To just leave the past behind and look ahead. To enjoy someone you can see yourself with on the road ahead.

Me and this guy been seeing each other for awhile. I dont know what to think but i like him. So I'll just let it cruise and see where it takes us.

by Sweets1980 July 10, 2015

Jack Cruise

An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana

"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"

by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007

rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.

You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Cruise Ship

an amazing place where you meet lots of coolgood looking people that you normally wouldn't have known. on a cruise you can enjoy the sun and have fun with the new friends taht you meet from al over the world that you could have never met anywhere else. cruises change your life...

i went on a cruise ship and made five really good friends that i have known for about a year and they are amazing.

by that red head October 16, 2006