cranialrectalotomy

1) a life changing, not so simple surgical procedure. Perfect to enhance any, and I do mean ANY relationship.

2) the surgical removal of one's head from one's ass

Girl let me tell you since Harvey's surgery he's such a wonderful man.

friend; Oh what kind of surgery did he have?

I got him a cranialrectalotomy.

friend; Huh?

I got his head surgically removed from his ass.

by froggyLPN May 2, 2014

crankcase

A sturdy case designed and constructed to hold one or more cranks or similarly dissatisfied and annoying individuals.

I tell you what Jerome. I sure wish we had put wheels on this particular crankcase 'cuz if we had it sure would be a helluva lot easier to tote Rich, Mitch, and the bitch around.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

cranial scat

The cranial scat is when a man is about to ejaculate grunts really loud get the womans attention and cums in her ear

"I give Laura a cranial scat"

by Jimmy Jackson August 2, 2016

cranial scat

When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.

Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.

by FartBoxPuncher June 30, 2016

cranial scat

when you bathe your partner with your sperm

Bro, I gave her a cranial scat} and she couldn't get my sperm out for weeks!!

by ilikebluewaffles69 May 22, 2016

Cranialoscopy

when the optic nerve makes connection with the colon via the spinal nerve and gives the beholder a shitty outlook in life.

Verb - That man has Cranialoscopy written all over his face.

by Gearjam59 September 13, 2016

Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.

I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.

by Tymcob September 13, 2016