cranialrectalotomy 

1) a life changing, not so simple surgical procedure. Perfect to enhance any, and I do mean ANY relationship.

2) the surgical removal of one's head from one's ass

Girl let me tell you since Harvey's surgery he's such a wonderful man.

friend; Oh what kind of surgery did he have?

I got him a cranialrectalotomy.

friend; Huh?

I got his head surgically removed from his ass.

cranialrectalotomy by froggyLPN May 2, 2014

Cranialrectalectomy 

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.

That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

Cranialrectalectomy by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010

Cranialrectalectomy 

The gentle but forceful removal of a colleague's head from their butt. The procedure was developed by Dr. Couyon in Louisiana.

Cuz, T-Boy needs a cranialrectalectomy...stat!

Cranialrectalectomy by Couyon April 20, 2018