That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)
"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"
- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)
- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)
by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007
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It's when you tie up someone, slit their throat and proceed to have sexual intercourse with them through the hole in their throat. Mixture of the word Clutter, as in the Clutter Family Murders, made famous in 1965 by Truman Capote's famous book, In Cold Blood. And the word Fuck, which means to have sex.
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Gee I am a fucking idiot and I don't realise that everyone already knows it.
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it also can be used to make fun of that in a juvenile sorta way.
it also can be used to make fun of that in a juvenile sorta way.
"ok so i was checking what someone wrote on twitter right, or as i like to call it, 'clitter'........." (wait for arousing laughes......LOL yay they laugh cos it sounds rude yada yada)
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