Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

coding whore

Someone who does not see programming as an art, but often creates a dependency hell and writes overly complex spaghetti code for profit and intellectual masturbation.

Many if not most programmers working for Big Tech are coding whores.

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Choying

Choying is the best friend you could ever have. She has the best humor and is so kind. She might stalk her crush but I’m a friendly way. She is a work of art and she is a very nice person. She definitely doesn’t like Theodore 🤞🏻🤞🏻

“Choying definitely does not have a crush in Theodore!!” “Omg ikr!!”

by 😍🤞🏻 November 27, 2022

Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March

What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.

by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023

Choking the chicken

Male Masturbation

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.

Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.

by kalumbwc May 30, 2023

Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else

Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.

by Viggø September 14, 2023