I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

Listening to that can make you go broke

Paying to much attention to details that don't matter

Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter

Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...

by Guesswhoo22 December 10, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

can you get me a run

How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.

Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”

Hey big bro, can you get me a run for this weekend?

by NSvero August 21, 2022

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

As you can see

Monkweh's favourite word to summon sacrificial lamb, when you use it random guy will shout "Suck your mom!"

Monkweh: "As you can see my wife is fighting with this Godzilla"
Wife: "Suck your mom!"

by Boringquarantine September 8, 2022