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consolation

to make out in the front seats of a vehicle, yet with the inconvenience of a console getting in the way.
I was getting a little bit of consolation before he walked me to the door after our date.
by rachaeljack July 4, 2006
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Console War

1) when a bunch of little kids argue and complain about which piece of technology works or plays better.

2) a match of call of duty
example 1:

boy 1: the ps3 is better cause, cause, it has exclusives

boy 2: The Playstation 3 has exclusives. And I give it credit for that. But if you want a better community and experience over all, play xbox, lets not be immature and have a console war

baby: WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:
guy 1: lets go play some cod and have a console war
by Toad396 November 13, 2011
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the Last Great Console

Anything that came before the dreamcast including Coin Ops, SNES, Sega Saturn, (possibly) Playstation, Sega Genesis, NES, Atari 5200, Atari 5199, Atari 5198, etc. Also including but not limited to the Odessy 5000 and before.
There's still a lot of cool games to be enjoyed. Good Graphics and intricate storyline rarely make up for the gameplay.
by restin256 January 4, 2004
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congolese

That dancer was so congolese that even when wearing bloomers, it appeared as though she was wearing a thong.

Pinky, the famous adult film star, is famous for her congolese physique.

On average, Black South African women are more congolese than Black Colombian women; the average French woman is less congolese than the average Irish or Russian woman.
by Edmann Quinn October 26, 2013
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Consolize

A term used by PC elitists to cast blame away from the developer and the inherent nature of most capitalist societies onto the hapless console gamer.
That game interface is heavily consolized. I would much prefer to use all function keys instead of that streamlined, radial interface.
by PC Gamer November 30, 2011
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consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment
tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"
by | tund3 | July 24, 2008
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Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.
"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."
by Myrina September 24, 2011
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