Common sense

I instinct knowledge that Dominic Schneider doesn’t have

Dom doesn’t have common sense as he poured the bag of ice and missed the pop machine and went all over the floor

by Max Bellgraph 43 November 19, 2025

Common Dihnominator

When your dih is bigger than a ruler so you whip it out and the math teacher calls you the Common Dihnominator

Damn Trayvon, you're failing Algebra 1, but you sure are the common dihnominator

by kosagui November 24, 2025

common denominader

Da typical circumstance in which you usually find dat da "Unreasonable Man" is either present or significantly involved.

If you wanna know when/where ol' Ralphie will likely step in and try to make a difference, da "three big E's" --- i.e., economy, environment, and education --- are often a common denominader.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

common dandy

What sir joseph broadfront called to another individual in family guy

I give you one last chance to rescind your insult of calling me a common dandy.

by galebruh January 2, 2026

So Much In Common

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Going Full Common

To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.

This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.

This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!

Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022

Clapham Common

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.

Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night

by clapham lover October 18, 2008