Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.

Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.

by Dibs boiiiii November 9, 2018

Cardington

A town that’s fully of pussy ass bitches who need to grow the fuck up and let themselves go.

Damn don’t be a bitch from cardington

by F-Dingtown November 4, 2019

Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.

Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?

by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011

Group Shiteo Calling

The act of multiple people joining a Skype group video chat while taking a shit.

Brady,Nick and Devon were all group shiteo calling last night and I joined just as the last turd dropped.

by Doctor Moonlight April 30, 2014

Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

by billyelmo October 5, 2009

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010

Cailin

The hottest, sexiest, most attractive girl who i would stick my dick into any day.

Damn son, that Cailin girl is one hot bitch.

by surferbro9 October 17, 2008