ranch cannon

A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance
I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties
by yeyeyeye June 19, 2009
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yeet cannon

Though sometimes used to refer to any gun, the original reason for the term "yeet cannon" was the idea of throwing the gun itself (that is to say, yeeting it). As a result, most "yeet cannons" are unreliable guns, the sort that would be prone to failure and require that it be physically thrown (yeeted) at a threat in a last-ditch effort.
This term can then be broadened to any sort of failure-prone firearms situation, such as a cheap mag or rounds. Either of these would also lead to a possible operation error that would require a quick-thinking firearm enthusiast yeet their chosen missile launcher at someone (or something).

While the Hi-Point pistol with the official name "Yeet Cannon" is an enjoyable meme, an example of a real manufacturer that might frequently be accused of producing "yeet cannons" would be Taurus, whose pistols have a reputation for failure (at the time of this writing, Taurus has released a few pistols suggested to be higher-quality than previous models, so in the future they may be clean of this association). Another example of a "Yeet Cannon" would be a disposable improvised firearm, also known as a zipgun (heavily illegal to create pretty much anywhere). The "four winds shotgun" made out of a simple metal tube and a cap/nail would be an example of an improvised yeet cannon.

In any case, despite this origin, you are quite liable to hear any ol' weapon referred to as a yeet cannon, right up to a Vulkan cannon.
"First you deplete, then you must yeet." -- Yeet cannon motto.
by ManyNamesNoneTrue November 02, 2020
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Packabowl's Cannon

A variation on the Title "Pachabell's Cannon," A famous classical round.

Definition: Pack a bowl (of mariwan or crack or whatever)
"Are you 'bout ready to packabowl's cannon?"
"Nah man, you got me fUcked up.
by Deskin' September 25, 2007
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Skin Cannon

When the male grabs with one or two hands underneath the nutsack and and on top of the shaft, like holding a cup. It makes the image of a civil war-era cannon.
The skin cannon is great way to relive the civil war era all over your girlfriends face.
by ColonelSandersBrother June 25, 2009
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lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما
"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way
by poolstealer December 08, 2020
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grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.
That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.
by roberth March 02, 2011
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james cannon

Dude don't be a "James Cannon" that's gross especially when it's not your kid. That's so white trashy
by Mr.Fixx June 15, 2017
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