rape cannon

1. a ridiculously overpowered weapon
2. a penis

"dude the hammer of dawn in gears is such a frigging rape cannon'

"oh god she bit off my rape cannon"

by Wamfox March 31, 2010

rice cannon

Term used to refer to the humongous exhaust pipes ricers put on their slow cars to make it look and sound like a fast car.

Also called rice pipe, apple shooters.

Dude! Check out that rice cannon, I bet he gets an extra 50hp from that!

by Whitney Yiu July 31, 2006

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

by anteater97 January 15, 2009

Zeus Cannon

A giant orbital facility created by the remaining governments of Earth, to be used as a final weapon against the Leonid Meteor which is the source of the alien Phantom outbreak.

The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.

The Zeus Cannon is a proven, effective weapon; it will kill Phantoms.

by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005

Photon Cannon

Flashlight (noun)
A Photon is a subatomic light wave/particle.
A Cannon is a device that shoots something.
Thus a Photon Cannon is a device that shoots Light.

Protoss Player <to all>: "HAHAHAHA! my dragoons just pwned ur hydras like there all photophobic! ROFLMA"--NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.--"OH SHIT!"
<BOOM>
Zerg Player <to Terran ally>: "gj"
Terran Player <to Zerg ally>: "thx hehe >:)"

by etox May 15, 2004

DOOKIE CANNON

an anus that shoots at a hig velocity

my dookie cannon is full of salsa and salad

by CALLAHAN February 13, 2004

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003