Brown Bombers 

Dropping some feces (turds,poop) in the toilet. The process of sending feces (turds poop) into the toilet bowl.

He had to rush to the bathroom to release some Brown Bombers right away.

Brown Bombers by Max Powers2.0 January 23, 2009

Brown eyes 

Brown eyes are amazing they are the truly underestimated ones for they are like black holes not from this world that are dragging you in, pulling you. They hid true mysteries behind their never ending wonder. All you can do is get lost in their darkness, their beauty, their mysteries.

Brown eyes may be to some boring but to other they are the eyes of darkness and are full of mysteries.

Brown eyes by Zazooba March 19, 2013

brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

brown trout by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

brown bruiser 

Defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it

Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.

brown bruiser by charliechaplin33 September 23, 2009

brown derby 

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!

Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!

brown derby by Travis Urban October 18, 2008

brown hatter 

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

brown hatter by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Brown Eye Jedi 

One that is a master in the Anal Arts.

Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.

Brown Eye Jedi by Lt. Short Bus April 14, 2010