broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.

Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

by Jingles Man Sword Brothers September 22, 2005

stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.

" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".

by jody young July 12, 2006

broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

broke ass

this herbito named Fannon.

Fannon quit being a broke ass

by the b.o.a.t. May 2, 2005

got broke

Slang term used in various situations to tease someone that loses out, or gets the 'short straw'. Often used to comment on a person not getting to something fast enough, and someone else gets it.

This term is usually followed by the word 'son'

Another way of saying 'sucks for you'

Me: " I brought donuts for everyone."
-Crowd of people bum rushes the donut box-
You: "Oh man, there are no donuts left"
Me: "Haha, GOT BROKE son!!


Walking down the hallway, someone drops something, and youre too much of a douche to help them pick it up... you just walk by and laugh and say "got broke!'

by oregonlane February 7, 2009

broke ass

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.

Dude! Who broke ass?!

by cine0n November 27, 2004

Broke Dick

Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.

David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.

by Everyonesucks1210 December 5, 2016