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Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022
mugGet the Boomer Techmug.

COD boomer

A person who thinks that adding in melee weapons to COD will ruin the whole game.
Person 1: Black Ops 3 was when Cod started going to shit, They should never had added melee weapons, it's a game based on SHOOTING people.
Person 2: You sound like a COD Boomer
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Ni-
by Riley_The_Wolf_YT June 20, 2020
mugGet the COD boomermug.

Uber-boomer

A relatively young person acting and thinking like a boomer.
Pierre-Luc is watching District31 (French-Canadian boomer show) while I go out with my trans non binary friends! He's such a uber-boomer!
by Frankybeee December 1, 2021
mugGet the Uber-boomermug.

Spirit Boomer

Someone who was not born into the baby boomer generation (1946-1964), but still behaves in the stereotypical boomer fashion.
"Man, Ben Shapiro is such an entitled asshole."
"Yeah, so out of touch. His rich parents gave him every opportunity imaginable, then he condescends to poor people like they should just demand more money."
"It's weird, though, because he's so young. He was only born in 1984."
"Complete Spirit Boomer."
by just a dumb boomer September 8, 2019
mugGet the Spirit Boomermug.

zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 4, 2022
mugGet the zoomer boomermug.

Boomer Gravy

The money a boomer makes because they are an adult with a real job.
Stacy can afford to take us out to eat with her boomer gravy.
by WittyB185 January 18, 2020
mugGet the Boomer Gravymug.

Boomer Plague

an other word for the Covid-19
"the Boomer Plague just killed an other one in the nursing home"
by Hans Ost March 12, 2020
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