Cuckbag 

Someone who is being a douchebag

Dude, Allison was being such a cuckbag yesterday

Cuckbag by Chiefnate May 30, 2021

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

cuckball 

Stool that has the shape of a ball.
Certainly not something you would want in a sandwich or stew.

"Excuse me, I think there is a cuckball in my soup"

cuckball by teemo July 11, 2006

Cockbag fuck nugget 

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

Cockbag fuck nugget by Royals8 February 26, 2019

cockbag 

A word used describe someone who acts in a manner that causes that person to appear to have the personality of hairy, sweaty beanbag.

That guy Rusty? What a cockbag! He probably buys gimmick golf clubs...cockbag!

cockbag by frostyballz April 29, 2003

cockbaggery 

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

cockbaggery by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

cockbag 

A. A superb word to describe anything and everything that you dont like.
B. A Ball Sack. (Synonym: A Hairy Bean Bag.)

Your all a bunch of f$$king cockbags!!!

cockbag by dynoballz April 4, 2003