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COD boomer

A person who thinks that adding in melee weapons to COD will ruin the whole game.
Person 1: Black Ops 3 was when Cod started going to shit, They should never had added melee weapons, it's a game based on SHOOTING people.
Person 2: You sound like a COD Boomer
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Ni-
by Riley_The_Wolf_YT June 20, 2020
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Z-Boomer

a flimsy cuckhold who manages to make whales into anorexic water monsters. also is a homophobic, transphobic POS who has a severe lack of females and manages to make a Tyrannosaurus even Fuglier then the JP rex.
"z-boomer?"
"ah, that cuckbag on twitter who freaks out over a crumb of gay and thinks he could 1v1 a Deinonychus without any sort of weapony."
by YoMama_Fan_31 December 31, 2022
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Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022
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zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 4, 2022
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Boomer Truth

A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.
"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."

"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023
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Uber-boomer

A relatively young person acting and thinking like a boomer.
Pierre-Luc is watching District31 (French-Canadian boomer show) while I go out with my trans non binary friends! He's such a uber-boomer!
by Frankybeee December 1, 2021
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Ok Boomerer

A person who commonly roasts boomers for their lacking sense of humor by using the popular slang "ok boomer." These plentiful animals prey most commonly on the screen defiant boomers.
Today I met a savage Ok Boomerer, he roasted Tims grandpa.
by a coalition of idiots January 15, 2020
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