by JealousJetski December 17, 2019
A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.
"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."
"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023
A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.
Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?
A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...
A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...
by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020
Pierre-Luc is watching District31 (French-Canadian boomer show) while I go out with my trans non binary friends! He's such a uber-boomer!
by Frankybeee December 01, 2021
A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."
"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 04, 2022
Person 1: Black Ops 3 was when Cod started going to shit, They should never had added melee weapons, it's a game based on SHOOTING people.
Person 2: You sound like a COD Boomer
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Ni-
Person 2: You sound like a COD Boomer
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Ni-
by Riley_The_Wolf_YT June 21, 2020
A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame
by Snotcore February 13, 2023