a flimsy cuckhold who manages to make whales into anorexic water monsters. also is a homophobic, transphobic POS who has a severe lack of females and manages to make a Tyrannosaurus even Fuglier then the JP rex.
"z-boomer?"
"ah, that cuckbag on twitter who freaks out over a crumb of gay and thinks he could 1v1 a Deinonychus without any sort of weapony."
"ah, that cuckbag on twitter who freaks out over a crumb of gay and thinks he could 1v1 a Deinonychus without any sort of weapony."
by YoMama_Fan_31 December 31, 2022
Get the Z-Boomermug. A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.
"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."
"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023
Get the Boomer Truthmug. Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"
This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.
See also "internet of shit"
This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.
See also "internet of shit"
by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022
Get the Boomer Techmug. A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."
"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 4, 2022
Get the zoomer boomermug. by WittyB185 January 18, 2020
Get the Boomer Gravymug. Someone who was not born into the baby boomer generation (1946-1964), but still behaves in the stereotypical boomer fashion.
"Man, Ben Shapiro is such an entitled asshole."
"Yeah, so out of touch. His rich parents gave him every opportunity imaginable, then he condescends to poor people like they should just demand more money."
"It's weird, though, because he's so young. He was only born in 1984."
"Complete Spirit Boomer."
"Yeah, so out of touch. His rich parents gave him every opportunity imaginable, then he condescends to poor people like they should just demand more money."
"It's weird, though, because he's so young. He was only born in 1984."
"Complete Spirit Boomer."
by just a dumb boomer September 8, 2019
Get the Spirit Boomermug. an other word for the Covid-19
by Hans Ost March 12, 2020
Get the Boomer Plaguemug.