blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers
Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
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Get the blueballs mug.Blueball is a game similar is walley but it must be played against a small step with a small (preferably blue) ball.
Aim of the game: Kick the ball at the step.
Rules.
1. Two Player Game.
2. Must be played on work breaks.
3. True blueball is played whilst both players are smoking, however this rule can be broken if playing with a non-smoker.
4. If you hit the step, you gain a point, if you miss the step, your opponent gains a point.
5. Once you reach 10 points you then must win two shots in a row to win the game.
Blueball Glossary:
First Foot; The first kick of each round, the very first foot of the game is decided at random, after this the loser of the point takes the first foot in the next round.
Blueballed; if there is an obsticle in the way of the step, similiar to being snookered.
Blueshit; if the ball lands in shit.
Shitfaced; if a Blueshit ball hits a player in the face. (also works with shitleg, shithand, shitarse, shithead.)
Blueroad; if the Blueball goes onto the road.
Blueslip; if a player slips over when playing.
Bluedrained; if a player has to take a shot from a drain.
In The Rough; if a player finds themself having to take a shot from rough terrain.
Aim of the game: Kick the ball at the step.
Rules.
1. Two Player Game.
2. Must be played on work breaks.
3. True blueball is played whilst both players are smoking, however this rule can be broken if playing with a non-smoker.
4. If you hit the step, you gain a point, if you miss the step, your opponent gains a point.
5. Once you reach 10 points you then must win two shots in a row to win the game.
Blueball Glossary:
First Foot; The first kick of each round, the very first foot of the game is decided at random, after this the loser of the point takes the first foot in the next round.
Blueballed; if there is an obsticle in the way of the step, similiar to being snookered.
Blueshit; if the ball lands in shit.
Shitfaced; if a Blueshit ball hits a player in the face. (also works with shitleg, shithand, shitarse, shithead.)
Blueroad; if the Blueball goes onto the road.
Blueslip; if a player slips over when playing.
Bluedrained; if a player has to take a shot from a drain.
In The Rough; if a player finds themself having to take a shot from rough terrain.
We were playing BlueBall on a break at work when the ball became BlueShit, and then player one was Shitfaced, then player two had a Blueslip in the shit!
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Get the blueballs mug.The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
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It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.
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