Definitions by tyrannicalpie
Emotional blueballs
When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.
It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.
Emotional blueballs by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017
Texas twins
His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.
Texas twins by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014