Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga

Beaver Walrus

by Daddy2222 April 5, 2012

floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! January 2, 2009

beaver

A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.

Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 16, 2005

A beaver attempt

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.

Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.

by DEVILRAYY December 23, 2005

Screaming Beaver

While doing your women from behind, you pull her arms out from under her resulting in her face smashing the floor or bed.

The reason my girl has a lump on her head is because I gave her a screaming beaver the last night.

by Spooky October 24, 2004

Zombie Beaver

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

by JFray October 26, 2006