Beat holder

When a techno/trance song holds a beat for like 5 minutes then starts adding stuff to it slowly but surely.

#1:Come on man, when the music gonna start.
#2: just give it a few minutes its get better.
#1: *five minutes later* All I hear is Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. this is such a beat holder.

by Mr. Caboose August 13, 2008

Beat it and tweet it

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on

Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.

by jwtf September 21, 2010

beat you senseless

To beat some slime punk so that they ain't got no notion of what's going on and they are just left left laying there doing nothing!!!

Quit being stupid fool, or I'm gonna beat you senseless!!!

by IGKYA53 December 1, 2013

meat beat

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

Beat it till it's cold

When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold

- Did u finish yet?
- Now I am, I like to beat it till it's cold

by DryBass69 December 13, 2016

beatin down the block

You are doing one of three things while driving

1. slangin dope on the block real hard
2. thumpin music out tha trunk
3. just lookin or actin cool as you ride through tha hood

"Beatin down tha block in my 89' chevy"

by chris smith December 31, 2003