Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006

grow the beard

"Grow the beard" is an antonym of "jump the shark." In other words, it's when a show that starts off in Suck Town hits its stride. The term comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, which started off terrible but began to get better when Commander Riker grew a beard at the beginning of season two.

"Man, the first season or two of The Simpsons blew, but after that the show started to grow the beard."

by Walter Wiese April 28, 2006

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

bearding

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

bearded excellence

The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.

Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Power Beard

Having the power to do many things. Move things with your mind. A stroke of the Power beard and you can do anything.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Beard Sniffer

Straight men who like to hang out in gay bars in hopes to hook up with the fag hags (women who hang out with gay men, aka their beard).

I don't think he's gay, he's just a beard sniffer.

Watch out for beard sniffers at gay bars, they may try to act gay just to get close to you, but they're just trying to get in your pants!

by shoe-luva May 29, 2010